The following is a list of ridiculous things that makes me question the collective intelligence, and if we are able to coexist with the walking dead sacks of flesh and swag that are threatening our existence as a species. Please feel free to educate me on their validity and respected nuances. Here they are in no particular order:
People who can’t get to work on time
American Idol
The guy who wears the baseball cap of your favorite team, then says he’s not a fan, but just likes the hat
The “I’m So Fancy” song
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The Kardashian phenomenon
Why anyone cares about the royal family or Brangelina
People who go to sporting events and spend the whole time looking at their phone
People who go to concerts and spend the whole time recording the show on their phone
That’s all for now. Hey, why don’t you guys come up some ridiculous things in the comments, and I’ll edit them into this post with a link to your blog? That’d be sweeeeeeet :D.
Insightful Inserts:
TheBAO “Also. People who drop ketchup/mustard on their clothes and don’t bother cleaning it up later. What are you? Neanderthal?
And. Weathermen on News channels. Lol.”
STEPH ALDERSON “Agh the recording the concerts on your phone thing really annoys me, I was at a concert once where there was one person between me and the stage and they stood completely still for the entire concert filming it. They even got annoyed by everyone dancing! My own pet hate is when people hold their lit cigarettes as far away from themselves as possible while walking and inevitably burn you as you pass them. Just why?”
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LOL list.
Also. People who drop ketchup/mustard on their clothes and don’t bother cleaning it up later. What are you? Neanderthal?
And. Weathermen on News channels. Lol.
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We only see the ketchup/mustard people at Walmart. Do you have Walmarts in Ind
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Damn touch screen! As I was saying… Do you have Walmarts there? They’re basically every gross stereotype about Americans under one roof.
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Not yet. Coming soon. We do have other Indian companies catering to the supermarket culture. And I know what you mean by that stereotype. The Indian version with fat aunties blocking the alleyways on SuperSale Wednesdays is equally funny.
And dude I used to come across pig-stained people in office. A Big Four office! *toolongthisreply*
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Agh the recording the concerts on your phone thing really annoys me, I was at a concert once where there was one person between me and the stage and they stood completely still for the entire concert filming it. They even got annoyed by everyone dancing! My own pet hate is when people hold their lit cigarettes as far away from themselves as possible while walking and inevitably burn you as you pass them. Just why?
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