Opinions are like assholes. Usually, the person stating one is an asshole. Need proof? The following are things I learned browsing the “Opinion” feed on Word Press:
*Iggy Azalea is a white racist, and Nikki Minaj is very upset about it.
*Feminists want to kill everything masculine.
*Cats are better than dogs. Whew, glad someone cleared that up for me. 😻
*Pro-choice people won’t be satisfied until all the adorable thimble sized babies are brutally massacred by filthy liberals.
*The band Snow Patrol is “shite”. I liked this one for two reasons. One because it’s true. Two, because the blogger used the more sophisticated British version- “SHITE!”.
*Selfie shaming is a hot social issue. Seriously, fuck off. Just fuck off.
For a second I was sure the Word Press App was broken, and had mistakenly imported my Facebook feed. Seriously, tho at least on Word Press I have to seek out the stupid, while Facebook is a never ending source of moronic opinions and endless baby pics that no one wants to see. I swear the first person to use the term, “I can’t even” was reading their weird cousin’s pro guns pie chart.
So, I’m done for now. I’m sure more things will set me off tomorrow, and if I remember what they were, I’ll be sure to share. But, until then try and post something that doesn’t make me want to stare into an eclipse. Will ya!?