Your problem is trivial. Please consider.
Your perspective is askew. Blink twice for translation.
You’ve stolen precious seconds. Lost forever.
Created chaos. Mindless disrupter.
Puff out your chest. Point your fingers.
Scapegoat your peers and trample your juniors.
Patience is fleeting. Warnings not heeded.
Your problem is now mine. You have succeeded.
Poorly Thought Out Thoughts 